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A Few More ….. from my local musician friends
Q: How do you know when a singer is at your door?
A: They can’t find the key and they don’t know when to come in.
Q:What’s the difference between a conductor and God?
A: God doesn’t think he’s a conductor.
Q: What’s the difference between an oboe and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change it, and three to say, “I could have done it better.”
Q: What is the difference between an alto sax and a police siren?
A: Vibrato.
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Awesome lol… Most of these can be used at the next concert band rehearsal 🔥
Thanks Becky!